Shortly after its worldwide debut in May of 1999, the Stapler Museum and Hall of Fame was pronounced the most successful launch of a medical device stapler-related
website in history. We were promptly flooded with an outpouring of support in volumes of inspiring emails. Send your comments to firstname.lastname@example.org...
Todd from Oakland writes:
"This brought tears to my eyes ... you have definitely achieved the pinnacle of your career with this accomplishment"
... I fear you may be right, Todd.
Bob from Kansas City observes: "I couldn't believe all the names ... such is corporate warfare"
... and further quotes:
"Many were called but few were chosen. The dogs barked and the
Caravan moved on"
Myles from Pinebrook declares: "I am ... more proud than ever to be an inductee"
Ro from Oakland points out:
"To be absolutely correct, my name should be spelled Bleier"
... we have a team looking into this. Seems there may have been a lapse in our Quality Assurance dept.
Bob from somewhere beyond Pinebrook notes:
"Conspicuous by its absence is my stapler. I believe it was passed on to an inhabitant of Powderhorn upon my departure"
... Powderhorn became quite a tough neighborhood after your departure, Bob.
Elliot from Flemington writes: "Having been to the MMoA, the Smithsonians, The Louvre, The British Museum, Prague, and Vienna, I can say that this is surely the finest museum
display I have ever witnessed in my life"
... Elliot, you really should get out more.
Scott from Parts Unknown speculates: "Is it possible that you have too much time on your hands?" ... and later inquires ...
"did you ever see my used styrofoam coffee cup collection? ... I identified them by the teeth marks on the rim of the cups."
... Yes, Scott, it is possible that I have too much time on my hands...